Weird lil kid

For Lacey-- My most recent letter from Elder ZackyZack

Dear Susannah, my love

Why thank you so much for the package, the E L Fudge was an awesome choice, as usual. That is why I love you.
My memory isn't as good as yours but I seem to remember you having a birthday yourself sometime soon, or already happening. How's it feel not being a teenager anymore? Weird, huh?

Just like you am I a procrastinator so it's taken over a month and a half to write to you, will you ever find room in your heart to love me again? :(

Hey guess what, in one of my letters, if not all, I confessed my undying love for you and it got back to my family. They totally thought I had fallen for you while on my mission, oh wait I have fallen for you, oh wait that happened way before my mission.
They were excited that I had such a deep love for you and were asking a couple of weird questions, like marriage stuff. I was kind of shocked but got a good chuckle.
I think what happened was you told Lacey, and her being a girl, and a Peterson, blew it out of proportion and my family became confused.

Man I miss our little long chat sessions. It's far too long since I told someone how much I love them, alas it will be a while because I must lock my heart and do the Lord's work, that's fun to do right there.

Anyhoo, I've heard a lot about Nikki lately, she kind of hangs out with my older bro, Jeff. She goes to my old singles ward and I know a little about the guy. She was saying she'll be engaged around Mothers Day, two weeks before your letter and package.
Sally Young, which one was she? I think she's the one with big curly hair who liked to growl. I don't really know her but I was invited to her B-day party for like 3 years in a row. So we shall see.

Now we see all our friends are gettin hitched, when are you gonna tie the knot of eternity, oh yeah...are they planning on getting married in the temple? if so which ones, if not, WHY NOT?!!

I got a couple of emails saying how you found The One [that was about meeting Dean Cain in Vegas] but never a wedding announcement.

Well, I wish you the best of luck and goodness in your life. The mission goes well, workin hard sweatin a lot.

Take care my friend

Elder Zack[yZack]