Night before last: I was on some sort of Disneyland-esque ride. Then suddenly Honeyman, his mom, and his nephews (Austin and Justin) were all on the ride with me. We went on it over and over - butting in the front of the line each time. Huh?! Then later (while on the ride again) we were looking at pictures and there was one of me with braces on my teeth. I said, "Oh yeah! Remember when I had braces? Those were cool. They made my teeth really straight. I look good with braces on, maybe I should get them again." All the while thinking to myself 'you never had braces, what are you talking about?', but trying to convince myself otherwise. HUH?!
Last night: I was in the Star Wars villiage in the trees (You know, when Luke tells Leia they're siblings, or Leia tells Han, or something like that.) and with the little dudes from that part (wookies? was that Chewie, or the little dudes? whatever) suddenly we were being attacked and those who were wearing orange were safe. Of course I was wearing pink and black, so I was totally screwed. When the bad dudes came near me to attack me I tried to talk my way out of it. ("But I'm not even from around here!") I don't remember how it ended... I think it just kinda faded out.
This morning: I was at a mall/grocery store and back behind the frozen food section was an elevator-looking door. I stepped inside, the doors opened back up, and I was suddenly in the mall in Las Vegas! I thought, "Oh, this is AWESOME. I can go shopping at stores that aren't in Utah without having to drive the 5 hours!" As I was walking around the mall a bunch of girls starting running toward Torrid because Anna Nicole Smith was making an appearance there. (??? haha) I got really excited and ran ahead of all the other girls. People got their pictures taken with Anna but I didn't bring my camera with me into the elevator-type-thingy so I was disappointed. Her bodyguards said that was enough and no one could talk to Anna, but she decided she wanted to "visit with [her] fans!". She was standing behind the counter so we formed a line in front of it. I was in the front. Anna asked me a bunch of random get-to-know-you questions and we were suddenly best friends. I said, "Ok, Anna, answer me one thing: Does TrimSpa really work?" Haha. She said, "I'm supposed to say it does, you know? But it really actually does!" Then I felt an urgency to get back, like I was late for something, so I said goodbye to Anna Nicole Smith (she gave me a hug and got my email address so we could stay friends, hahaha) and I ran back to the elavator-transporter-thingy.
When back in Utah I ran and found Deborah and Meridith and insisted they come check out the thingy. When we got in it I pushed 1954 on the buttons (why the heck?!) and we were suddenly in the mall/grocerystore back in 1954. But we were STUCK THERE because they hadn't yet developed the technology for a timemachine so it didn't work!
(I think it's time to take that Anna Nicole picture down from my "Awesome Makeup" wall.)
RANDOM!!!
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