"When this boy meets world"

I was watching a rerun of Boy Meets World yesterday and realized how much I love the writing on that show. Here are some random hilarious quotes from random episodes off imdb:

Coreena: I don't know what Uncle David could've possibly meant by life experience. I'm 18 years old. I've been to sleep-away camps... I even got on the wrong bus once. I had a goldfish who died.
Eric: Suicide, was it?
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Eric: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.
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Eric [singing]: "When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy.
[speaking]
Eric [singing]: Book 'em, good-lookin'.
(That's his Superhero alternate personality's theme song)
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Eric: See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. No, I mean they are. DUCKIES RULE.
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Shawn Hunter: Was it the dream with the dummy again?
Cory: Yes... he was on foot... and he had a gun.
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Cory: It was raining... you had an umbrella... I grabbed it, stuffed it down your throat, and then I opened it. Shawn, I Mary Poppinsed ya.
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Eric: Guess who's got pictures of Cory running naked through the sprinkler?
Cory: Eric, I was four.
Eric: You were twelve.
Cory: It was... refreshing.
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Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
Mr. George Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.
(oh story of my life)
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Cory: Someday, Topanga's going to be a mother, and I'm going to be the father. Or, the uncle. Or, the way I'm going, the guy down the street with the binoculars.
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Topanga: Cory, the worst thing that ever happened when we were kids was that your Pop-Tart fell on the ground.
Cory: Yeah, and *you* convinced me to eat it. You said, "God made dirt, dirt won't hurt."
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Eric: If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize.
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Shawn: Cory, I have got something incredible to tell you. But for security reasons, I am going to use our code.
Cory: Well, we don't have a code, Shawn.
Shawn: Really? Guys like us should have a code.
Cory: Well, you know, we'll bring that up at the next meeting.
Shawn: So when's our next meeting?
Cory: Shawn, we don't have meetings!
Shawn: This club blows!