You are the weakest link - GOODBYE!

I was getting used to just being bugged by The Honeyman:

His stupid comments about politicians-
Him- "People like that don't really do a thing."
Me- "My Grandpa was Mayor."
Him- "Mayors don't do anything either. Everyone else does the work, they are the face." (he wasn't that eloquent, I just can't remember his lame words)

His 17-year-old girlfriend, Kristi, and his talking about her to me-
Him- "And I was like, 'why would I hate you? I mean, I totally just kissed you.'" blah blah blah

His dumb comments in general-
Him- "You aren't going to cry, are you? 'Cause I'm not in the mood."
Me- "Thanks for being so sensitive, Honeyman. I appreciate it. DorkHead."

and sometimes I think "why in the heck do I wait for his calls, clear my schedule when he wants to hang out, etc, etc?! He puts rocks in my backpack! (inside joke for those who when to junior high with me, sorry) I should just end this dang friendship." But then he does nice things and SCREWS IT ALL UP. What a jerk, hahaha! Like today-
Me- Greetings from Vegas!
Him- Dang I miss you. When are you coming home?

Ugh. Hahaha. Nah, he's a sweetheart, I'm just venting.

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We are watching The Weakest Link and I must say I WOULD KICK BOOTY ON THAT SHOW! Also that: Coolio is awesome, I have a strange crush on Sebastian Bach, Sheila E needs to be smacked, Bruce of the Beach Boys sucks at trivia, and Vince Gill is soooo annoying!!!

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Emma is trying to convince me that the "HUGE" grasshopper in the kitchen is: A) a boy
B) all grasshoppers are boys
C) I HAVE to come and see it
D) It will try to bite me
E) all HUGE grasshoppers bite

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I want to go to Ceasar's Palace tomorrow. I love Planet Hollywood (though its more expensive than it should be for the food quality), FAO Schwartz, and the Discovery Channel store.

I wish they had something going on down at the strip this week. The Academy of Country Music Awards was at Mandalay Bay last week and the Tonight Show was filmed here last week, but I can't find anything going on this week. Dang - it - all - to - heck!

Last time I was here I met Dean Cain and got his autograph.

but thats the only star sighting I've ever had while in Vegas.

...I'd like to bump into Lance-y Bass. Hmmmmmmmm.



Well, Extreme Home Makeover is on and Caroline is determined for us to watch it.