Susannah: "Hi, welcome to [the store], let me know if I can help you with anything."
Random Lady: "Wow, hello. Are you aware just how pretty you are?"
Random Lady: "Stunning."
Susannah: "Oh, uh, thanks."
Random Lady: "I just got a pedicure a few stores down and wasn't expecting to run into anyone like you...hang on [fumbling in purse] I'm a makeup artist [pulls out her business card] would you be willing to be a model for me?"
Susannah: "Haha, sure, why not?"
Apparently she has not studied my earlier work.
(It lost a lot of its funny in the shrinking process. You've got to click it and make it big to really get my humor. You know I was laughing just about as hard as possible during each one of these.)