Sus: I'm out of money again, and its only Monday, sheesh.
Dad: When is payday?
Dad: I admire your resourcefulness.
Sus: hahaha, cold cereal is not resourcefulness, it's an aversion to leafy greens.
Dad: Maybe candied greens?
Sus: eh, it still sounds on the healthier side, which we all know I spit upon
Dad: Cereal is actually quite a good resource for you.
Dad: It is packed with energy and, it most cases, nutrimentalisms.
Sus: Or so they say.
Dad: Yeah, and when you garnish with tiny slicings of spinach...well, there you go.
Dad: Then you keep the world green.
Sus: Thanks Al Gore