No, really.

Ok, so everyone knows that the original Crocs are hideous. Unfortunately, they are the only things that will last me all day without pain. I am on my feet from 7:45 a.m. to 10:05 p.m.
There is just something about that weird foam that is really comfortable. But I hate how ugly they are. They make me feel like Ronald McDonald.

So I am freakishly excited for these new CROCS HIGH HEELS!



Unfortunately they're $50...not exactly in my budget if I'd like to drive my car this month.


EDIT: Grrrrrr. Stupid Crocs people. I just noticed these shoes only come in Womens sizes 4-10. My annoyingly proportionate-to-my-body feet are a freaking size 11. Ugh. I will not give up! I shall be squishing into the 10s! (...once someone sends me the $50, or better yet, just buys me the shoes. Who knows what I'd do if I had cash. [hint: spend it quickly.])