Monday, March 31, 2008

Room for rent

Missing: candle
description: blue
glass cracked
three wicks
only slightly melted center
used twice

Susannah: "Hey, uh, where is my blue candle?"
Roommate: "...what?"
Susannah: "Where's my blue candle?"
Roommate: "Oh, I threw it away ...did you want it?"
Susannah: "Uh, yeah."
Roommate: "You should label things."
Susannah: "Having it for over a year and not throwing it away, there is your sign."
Roommate: "I thought you just forgot about it."
Susannah: "No, I didn't forget. It's mine. I got it on March 16th, 2007.
Roommate: "I can still get it out of the trash..."

1 comment:

AdamOndi said...

Wait. So you're saying you DON'T like it when your roommate arbitrarily decides to throw your stuff away? How unreasonable of you.