What a ham

After my brother hugged me he smelled my hair...

Aaron: "Mmmmm, mmmmmm. You smell like pork."
Susannah: "Haha, I just took the ham out of the oven."
Aaron: "Mmmmmm. Now thats cologne."
Susannah: "It's how I attract men."
Aaron: "It worked for me."
Susannah: "Hahahaha."
Aaron: "Though I don't know how well it worked for you, for attracting a 36-year-old, married, father of four."
Susannah: "Yeah, well that whole related-by-blood thing doesn't help much either."

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Susannah: "You're like a ham connoisseur."
Aaron: "I like to eat ham. They don't like me. I'm on the Pork's Most Wanted list."