Monday, December 31, 2007

"Here comes the best part, prepare your tear ducts!" -Ryan

Someone gives you money and sends you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments...what is it?
1. Produce: Oranges
2. Bakery: White bread in any shape
3. Meat: Chicken
4. Frozen: Blue Bunny's Take Five ice cream
5. Dry goods: Rice cakes or cereal

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. Jeans
2. Graphic T-Shirt (Nintendo, USB, Vader, CGB, etc)
4. Cacique deep-plunge cleavage-enhancing bra

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. *giggle*/loud laughter
2. Oh crappity, crappity!
3. Yeah, totally.
4. That's interesting, because your mom just called and she said your face...
5. What in the crapola?!

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Sleep
2. Check my email
3. Get out of the house

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Watching a movie.
2. Working out.
3. Doing my hair/makeup weird...dorking around
4. Messing around on the computer
5. Dancing badly

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Elephants
2. Tigers/Lions
3. Giraffes

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on TV of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. CSI
2. Oprah (on Favorite Things day)
3. The Office
4. Iron Chef America

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Bubble Gum
2. Cookie Dough
3. Cotton Candy

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. Clutch purse/wallet
2. Bag of makeup
3. Cell phone
4. Three iPods
5. Something completely random, like a spork or USB extender cable

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Forensic scientist
2. Archaeologist
3. Earth Systems junior high school science teacher
4. Hairdresser
*singing* one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Lance Bass is gay.
2. Your hair will get better. Much better.
3. You're more fun than you realize, stop trying to please people and be your dorky self.
4. No, really, save your money. Mom is just going to throw away half the things you buy anyway. Yeah, even the inflatable chair.

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