Emma Kate: "Lexi says Elvis died because he was wild and ate too much medicine."
Caroline: "Emma, Elvis died on the toilet."
Elizabeth & Susannah: "Bwa ha ha ha!"
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Susannah: "Where is Luke?"
Elizabeth: "I don't know. Luke? LUKE?"
Luke: "TA-DA!"
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Meridith: "Happy birthday, Lukie."
Luke: "I love you, too."
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Elizabeth: "How old are you, Luke?"
Luke: "Six."
Elizabeth: "No, how old are you really?"
Luke: "Six."
Elizabeth: "How old did you turn today on your birthday?"
Luke: "Seven."
Elizabeth: "It's going to be really anticlimactic when he is six."
[He turned 3.]
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Susannah: "That would suck to have someone die 10 days after their birthday. I mean, you just got them a gift and them bam!"
Elizabeth: "Whats the difference between 10 days and 360 days?"
Susannah: "Usage."
Elizabeth: "What if you got them socks and they died wearing them. Thats not a waste."
Susannah: "But what if you got them a Fruit Of The Month Club membership?"
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[VOICEMAIL]
Meridith: "Hi Susannah. I just wanted to call and tell you that its my half-birthday today. This is Meridith. Umm, yeah. And also did you know on your voice message you say 'call me back' at the end? But isn't that the point of, like, leaving a message? Just, just, but...I'm just wondering. But yeah, so, talk to you later.
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Caroline: "You're my favorite person."
Susannah: "What?"
Caroline: "You're my favorite person."
Susannah: "I just wanted to hear you say it again."
Caroline: "...you're my favorite person."
Susannah: "Sweeeeeeet."
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