"Stalked him all the way to the alter." -Jack from W&G

Susannah: "What should we do tonight? We could play games, or go to the park, ...or go to the library."
Caroline: "Gee, you're just really excited about your new library card, aren't you, Auntie?"
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Justina: "Have you ever noticed Susannah has man legs?"
Susannah: "Have you ever noticed Susannah can beat you down in five seconds?"
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Ashley: "Your hair looks awesome, do you have a date tonight?"
Susannah: "Thank you, yes; I have a date with my pillow and I want to show him that although we've been together for many years, I still like to look good for him."
Ashley: "Susannah, you're such a weirdo."
Susannah: "I know."
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