Tuesday, August 28, 2007

So awkward!

Sus: "Umm, Connie? May I go grab a drink?"
Connie: "Sure, baby, go ahead."
Sus: "...k..."
Connie: "You need to grab it?"
Sus: "...Umm, I need to buy it."
Connie: "Go ahead, honey."
Sus: "...k..."
Mel: "Susannah, you are so awkard; it's cute, I love it!

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Sus: "I'm going to take the table today."
Juju: "No, you aren't. How are you going to get it home?"
Sus: "In my car."
Juju: "No, you can't. It is 54 inches long; thats longer than your car."
Sus: "Whatever. Anyway, I'm going to take it today."
Juju: "You can't; we won't let you."
Sus: "Let me?! It's mine."
Juju: "No it isn't."
Sus: "She said I could have it, therefore it's mine, therefore I am taking it home today."
Juju: "You aren't taking it in your tiny Bug. And I'm not helping you."
Sus: "What are you? Miss Pessimist-take-all-the-fun-out-of-Susannah's-day girl?"

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