"I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hangin' in there with those chopsticks. You know they've seen the fork."

My big sister (only in years, not size) is at my parents house in Utah rather than here at her house in Nevada. What does that mean for me? I will tell you: LONELINESS and a Starz! Free Movie Preview Weekend alone.

And I don't even have enough money to order Chinese food and make it an official loner weekend.