Tonight I spent the evening with my two older sisters, Deborah and Elizabeth, and my little sister, Meridith. We went to The Cheesecake Factory and then to a neighborhood casino to see Hairspray! And we had an absolute blast.
Deborah: "This butter is YUMMO!"
Deborah: "[Liz] is like, 'Can I get a cup of soup thats only broth and 1/3 a muffin?' and I'm like, 'Can I get two entrees?'"
Elizabeth: "This is not Chinese-cake Factory!"
Elizabeth: "Susannah has a friend who used to be drug dealer."
Susannah: "We were counting down the register and I was like, 'wow, this is the most money I've ever held.' and she was like, 'I used to have that everyday, but that was back when I was dealing.' hahaha, I asked, 'Did you ever get caught?' and she said, 'No, but shoot; girl, there was this one time...' and told me about how cops came to question her about a robbery across the street and she had a crack cookie...I guess thats when cocaine is pressed down into a cookie shape..."
Deborah: "We call those cokekies."
Deborah: "In Mesquite they're just called 'cookies'...or 'Latino Love Discs.'"
Susannah: "Apparently she was dealing out her kitchen window, like a drive-through."
[AWKWARD SILENCE, EVERYONE LOOKS AROUND]
Deborah: "That is EFFIN' AWESOME."
Susannah: "Or as Elizabeth would say, 'Ellhay Ahyay!'"
Elizabeth: "The first person to wet their pants tonight wins."
Deborah: "Too late."