"It is isaclly Tuesday night at almost 8:00 if you don't know what I'm saying go get some Sun Chips."
On the vending machine was a Post-It saying:
"Do not touch this it is for Susannah [last name]"
Great, the chunky girl now has an entire candy machine reserved for her. :/
But my very favorite is the piece of paper taped on the door:
DO NOT DISTURD!