"Auntie, the other day I yelled above the top of my lungs...I don't know how that happened." -Caroline

My 8-year-old niece Caroline likes to leave notes around my office. I have a Post-It note on my desk that says:

"It is isaclly Tuesday night at almost 8:00 if you don't know what I'm saying go get some Sun Chips."

On the vending machine was a Post-It saying:

"Do not touch this it is for Susannah [last name]"

Great, the chunky girl now has an entire candy machine reserved for her. :/
But my very favorite is the piece of paper taped on the door:

DO NOT DISTURD!