"He never wanted to live with a cork."

Oh man. How can I get any work done when I am laughing so hard? Frank never stops talking, I swear. And everything he says is hilarious.

Frank: "Rickenbecker. Why does that sound familiar?"
Susannah: "It doesn't."
Frank: "Ok, sassy, it does. To me. Oh, Orville Redenbacher!"
Susannah: "Bwa ha ha."
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Frank: "Magnetia! It needs magnetia toner!"
Susannah: "Is that like milk of magenta?" ;)
Frank: "Magneta toner. Isn't that a guy on X-Men?"
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Frank: "I'd pull the plug for you man, if your head was ever cut off and you were just lying there with a cap on your neck. I'd pull that plug, Jayar. 'He never wanted to live with a cork.'"
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Frank: "Hey, I found some paperwork of yours the other day. I wanted to check with you if you need it before I destroyed it. ...so I shredded it yesterday.
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Jayar: "My computer won't turn on. I tried taking it apart."
Frank: "Which was an inappropriate action, as all he had was a hammer."
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Frank: "This laptop cost me a thousand dollars. It's not worth anything now."
Susannah: "Thousand? Not bad for a laptop. The one I want is $1,700."
Frank: "Well the one I had was $2,200."
Susannah: "Is this a competition now?"
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Frank: "Thanks for this."
Susannah: "Get over yourself."
Frank: "No really; I like Josh Groban...he's hot."
Susannah: "So wrong."
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Frank: "Snaggletooth not fixing the DVD player on my laptop is like him fixing my car and forgetting to put the engine back in."
Susannah: "Ok."
Frank: "Susannah, do you agree? I wanna hear it."
Susannah: "I agree."
Frank: "She's like, 'I don't care; I'll say anything to make you shut up.'"
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Frank: "That was my parents wedding song. They were 18 and 19, everyone said that was too young. 21 is too young to get married."
Susannah: "My sisters and my mom were 21. I am the black sheep."
Frank: "Good for you. Good for you.
Susannah: "My mom says 25 sounds good for me."
Frank: "Yeah, 25...29, 30."
Susannah: "Well, I want kids."
Frank: "My wife was 31 when we had Frankie."
Susannah: "Well I don't want one...or two. Like five, six, seven."
Frank: SEVEN KIDS?!"
Susannah: "I am the sixth of seven."
Frank: "Dang. You need to get started now."
Susannah: "Well...not really happenin' any time soon."
Frank: "You need to marry money...a doctor."
Susannah: "No thanks."
Frank: "Or a dentist."
Susannah: "Nah."
Frank: "Why not dentist?"
Susannah: "The expectations would be way too high for my own dental situation."
Frank: "Why not doctor?"
Susannah: "Insurance is way too high."
Frank: "How about a successful mortgage professional?"
Susannah: "Haven't met many of those." (Oh snap!)
Jayar: "You don't think I'm successful?"
Susannah: "We've been through this before: You just don't light my fire."
Jayar: "Do you find me repulsive?"
Susannah: "Hahahaha."
Jayar: "Is it because I'm mean? Do you think I'm mean?"
Susannah: "Oh my. Hahahaha."
Frank: "Thats the way it should be; it should not be any other way."
Susannah: "Did you see the shirt I want? With the laser gun and it says 'beeew!'"
Jayar: "You're funny. But I'm still upset at you."
Susannah: "Ok."
Jayar: "Something about me not being good enough."
Susannah: "Hahahahahaha."
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Frank: "I'll be back. Will you be here til 5?"
Susannah: "4:30"
Frank: "Ok. I have a key...but if you lock me out I'll still be upset."
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Frank: "I drank so much iced tea yesterday. Iced tea is decaffeinated though."
Susannah: "Is it?"
Frank: "Yeah. It's naturally decaffeinated."
Susannah: "To be de-caffeinated would be to no longer have it...how is that natural by adding water?"
Frank: "It does it before being picked. It just decaffeinates itself."
Susannah: "So...the soil decaffeinates it?"
Frank: "Yeah. I guess. The soil."
Susannah: "Hahaha."
Frank: "I just wanted to use the word 'naturally decaffeinated.'"
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Frank: "Sharing is not good. You learn as children that sharing is good. But you soon learn that this is not true. And you get sued a lot."
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Frank: "By the way; no one has ever gotten a better deal on pens than me. Ever."
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Susannah: "Do all of your eight brothers have classic names like Bill and Frank?"
Frank: "Francis."
Susannah: "Duh, I know your name is Francis."
Frank: "Yes. Bill is William, Christopher, Mark, Robert, Daniel, Francis, Jamie..."
Susannah: "Oh, that's cool."
Frank: "Robert?! I don't have a brother named Robert!"
Susannah: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!"
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Frank: "I'll tell you about one thing. Family is one big F word."
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Joe: "I was eating chocolate and Alice reminded me that you should not eat sweets when you are coughing. Or nuts; because the nut shells can irritate your throat."
Susannah: "Huh? How does that make sense?"
Joe: "It's an ancient Chinese thing."
she walks out of the room
Jayar: "Don't eat sweets when you're coughing."
Susannah: "Yeah. What the crap?"
Jayar: "So...all those cough drops that are sweet...?"