Monday, October 23, 2006

"Remember! Head-on collisions can ruin your whole day!"

I am working on my Online Traffic School right now, because of my lameo $300 speeding ticket.

It is full of juicy knowledge nuggets such as:

"If you must hit something choose the least damaging."
"Remember! Head-on collisions can ruin your whole day!"
"Check your emotional condition before driving."

Oh good times, good times.


Irma: "Remember this guy?"
Jayar: "Who is this guy?"
Irma: "Remember? He's the guy who came by when you were gone, I told you about him. He used to be a drug addict."
Jayar: "Did we put that down under job history?"

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