"I have poofy pants, look, I could fit a couple of people in here!" -Jayar

It is especially fun when your best friend has the same odd sense of humor as you. And when I say your and you I really mean my and me. But lets assume you knew that already... (this time you means you--follow along.)

Sarah C. says: Well hellooo!
Susannah says: Hey there
Sarah C. says: What
Sarah C. says: is
Sarah C. says: up?
Susannah says: Not a lot. I have no voice today--I am all whispers.
Sarah C. says: That's junky. I profusely apologize
Sarah C. says: *on behalf of your vocal chords, of course
Susannah says: Its OK, I'm on a steady diet of Diet Dr Pepper Berries & Cream.
Susannah says: and its pretty funny to watch peoples natural inclination to whisper back at me.
Sarah C. says: ha ha ha ha
Susannah says: You can see the inner struggle on their faces.
Sarah C. says: ha ha ha the inner struggle
Sarah C. says: That's fantastic
Susannah says: Bunch of punks! They have taken over my break room to have 2 "training meetings" in a row. What does that mean for me? No soda...which is housed in the fridge in the break room; and no Lean Pockets...which are housed in the freezer.
Susannah says: Your equation for the day:
Susannah says: S+so-Mmm+Rx = Zzz
Susannah says: Susannah = S; soda = so, food=Mmm, headache=Rx, sleep=Zzz.
Sarah C. says: ha ha ha
Sarah C. says: That is a fantastic equation
Susannah says: Why thank you; I like it.
Sarah C. says: It is quite nice
Sarah C. says: My keyboard is exceptionally dirty.
Susannah says: I feel the same way about my social life
Susannah says: And I'm pretty sure blowing short bursts of clean air is also the way to help that as well.
Sarah C. says: I just realized the irony of this situation: I am using a Mac at this moment, whereas you are using a PC!
Susannah says: You're on a Mac? Oh the jealousy which runs through these veins...
Sarah C. says: Short bursts of air. tee hee hee
Sarah C. says: Why yes, I am on a Mac G4 cubed or something something like that
Susannah says: CUBE, silly girl. It is a computer, not an eqation.
Sarah C. says: Yeah, and it's eqUation, not eqation
Sarah C. says: Touche mon amie!
Susannah says: this is LACK OF FOOD typing. I'm running on 7 calories from a throat lozenge.
Sarah C. says: I'm running on a pop tart. It doesn't have the greatest traction, let me tell you
Susannah says: Ah, which flavor? I am a fan of the cookie dough Pop-Tarts, however I am not willing to give up 200 of my calories for it.
Sarah C. says: Raspberry I believe
Susannah says: ah, Raspberry--queen of the unnecessary P. 'Tis a good berry.
Sarah C. says: ha ha ha
Sarah C. says: You're entirely ridiculous
Susannah says: Why this is quite true. The lack of vocal abilities can do this to a person--I believe there was a study done.
Sarah C. says: I'm sure there was. Considering that there was a study done to determine whether or not ankle socks can be successfully worn with flat, ballet toed shoes without the scorn of the fashion industry, I'm sure there was a study done on lack of vocal abilities relating to ridiculousness.
Susannah says: Ah, what was the outcome of this mentioned ankle sock study?
Sarah C. says: I'm not entirely sure. I believe it was determined that if the sock was tan as opposed to black or white say, that the outcome could be positve. Otherwise, it's just a disaster, disaster, disaster.
Susannah says: I agree with the general findings.
Sarah C. says: As did I
Sarah C. says: Especially since I'm the one who made them up just then
Susannah says: Very nice study.
Sarah C. says: I'm so hungry I think I could be DYING
Susannah says: THIS IS WHAT I AM TELLING YOU!
Susannah says: Death by lack of Lean Pocket. I'm suffering!
Sarah C. says: My whole body wants to shut down
Susannah says: All I had yesterday was throat lozenges and egg drop soup. My late night (ok, 9 pm) Lean Pocket was my saving grace.
Sarah C. says: OHHH...I NEED FOOD!!! I'M DYING!!!!
Susannah says: WOW...the meeting just ended. I don't think I've been this excited to see my coworkers walk by in quite some time.
Sarah C. says: I just went to the vending and got some trail mix: the perfect blend of protein and all the sugar I need to counteract the good protein I just ate
Susannah says: Ah, sounds interesting. I think I shall go see what delights the fridge has in store for me...
Sarah C. says: Good on ya!
Susannah says: HA! The prez of the company just walked in and said, "Hello, Susannah, how are you doing?", and forgetting I have absolutely no voice I answered--no, SQUAKED, "I'm doing well, thanks."
Susannah says: squacked...how do you spell that?
Sarah C. says: Sqwacked?
Sarah C. says: I have NO idea
Susannah says: hahaha
Sarah C. says: Squwaked
Sarah C. says: Squwaaked
Sarah C. says: he he he
Susannah says: however you spell it--strange little noises erupting from my vocal chordal areaness
Susannah says: and the winner is: Chicken Parmesan (spelling?) Lean Pocket and a Diet Dr Pepper! Yay!
Sarah C. says: Yay!
Susannah says: [link to picture of us together, wherein Sar's making a silly face]
Sarah C. says: Oh my gosh...I look like a skeleton
Susannah says: I think you should send it to some modeling agencies.
Sarah C. says: I TOTALLY should
Sarah C. says: Speaking of which, what's a good synonym for "shows" as in the verb "shows"
Susannah says: portrays?
Sarah C. says: Fantastic!
Susannah says: Oh, good, I won.
Susannah says: I am on my fifth can of Diet Dr Pepper Berries & Cream. I honestly thought someone got into my 12-pack, because it was so lacking in cans.
Sarah C. says: Holy cow! That's a lot of fake sugar
Susannah says: nectar of the gods
Sarah C. says: Oh my gosh. I swear that HAS to be bad for you
Susannah says: Oh, no kidding.