"...And you chose the gay one?" -Jayar to Susannah, while watching Justin Timberlake on SNL

Irma: "Ok, printer, you need to collaborate!"
Susannah: "Collaborate?"
Irma: "Yeah, do what we say and work."
Susannah: "Wouldn't that be cooperate?"
Irma: "No, collaborate."
Susannah: "How about collate, haha?"
Irma: "EVERYTHING!"

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Pam: "Why are you chuckling?"
Sus: "Jayar just told someone to quit smoking."
Pam: "Oh really?"
Jayar: "It didn't go over well."

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Sus: "If a guy was 5'3" he's got to feel kinda bad about that."
Irma: "Which guy?"
Sus: "The one across the hall from Julie."
Irma: "Oh, the annoying one always on his phone with the ugly shirts?"
Sus: "Ugly shirts?"
Irma: "Yeah, you know...the bright pink one with the white collar."
Sus: "Oh then yeah, him. A blue shirt with white collar and yellow tie today. Anyway, yeah...I mean, it's not like he's 17. He's got to be in his mid-20s."
Irma: "Yeah. He's done."
Sus: "His timer has popped."
Irma: "His microwave has dinged."
Sus & Irma: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
Irma: "I think you should make it a goal to stand next to him as often as possible."
Sus: "In the heels?"
Irma: "Definitely in the heels."
Sus: "Making me almost a foot taller than him...the poor guy; it has to be a sore spot."

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Susannah: "Julie, are you trying to corrupt my Diet Buddy? I SAID NO TACOS!"

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