The One Where I'm Whiny

I've slept for all but about three hours today. Yesterday morning my head started aching and by last night my entire body was staging a mutiny. I feel like I could start sneezing and throw up, like having a cold and flu at once.

Shall we do a rundown of the symptoms?
My head is pounding, my sinuses are absolutely shot, my throat feel likes it's attempting to rip apart from my body, my right ear is aching, I'm so nauseated that throwing up is welcome at this point, and I keep getting chills regardless of how many comforters I pile on.