conversation snip o' the day

Rico: WAZ UP!?!
Susie: Just planning my roadtrip to L.A. next weekend, yo.
Rico: McPhee is a bulimia chick!
Rico: yo.
Susie: That's what I heard, yo. What an upchuck.
Rico: nibble nibble... blech!
Rico: I wonder what she binges on...
Rico: Doritos?
Rico: hot dogs?
Rico: Nerf footballs?
Susie: Well those would be my binges of choice
Susie: I hear Nerf is part of the new food pyramid
Rico: I think I'd binge on really cheap bean burritos.
Rico: Just so it would taste good coming back up.
...
Susie: Did you read that I am GOING TO A TAPING?!
Rico: Yes. Cheeky monkey.
Susie: I'm so super pumped, yo.
...
Susie: I'm taking Danielle, she is friends with Jaymz [so it will be extra fun for her]
Rico: JAYMZ?
Rico: I'm assuming a contestant?
Susie: Yeah
Rico: I think he should change his name to J-M-EZ
Susie: [I want to] meet my very skinny new boyfriend, Benji.
Rico: nice.
Rico: I wonder how it would feel to be named after a TV dog.
Rico: I would be Rin Tin Tin
Rico: It sounds gansta
Rico: I think Ben is a freak.
Susie: I agree wholeheartedly.
Susie: However his mother is a "Claymate" and has a swarm of thousands of Clay Aiken fans like herself voting for her Emo-haired son
Rico: Alison... Orem UT?
Rico: In a bustier?
Rico: blech.
Susie: Yeah, Allison went to Timpanogos High
Rico: skank.
Rico: JK
Susie: Hahaha
Rico: Why the bustier?
Rico: She like showing off her A cups?
Susie: Flaunt 'em if you got 'em
Rico: I'd go braless.
Susie: You perv
Rico: I'm comfortable with my manboobs
Susie: It takes a lot to get to that point, and I commend you.
Rico: *Years* of therapy.
Rico: I'm just barely accepting my areolas.
Susie: Baby steps
Rico: lol
Rico: l8r.
Susie: cya gangsta
Rico: Rin Tin Tin to you.
Rico: out. g.