"Nothing spells pure comedy gold quite like chimps dressed in human clothing."

Sometimes I'm amazed at how productive my multitasking at work can be. I just got Ise, Jayar's other assistant, set up with MSN Messenger and we hold conversations about Dorkhead right in front of him. It is OH SO FUNNY. Like when he came in asking for WhiteOut and Ise offered him hers but I pulled mine out first and handed it to him. Then sent her an IM stating "I gave him the cheap/crappy one." bwa ha ha. Or when Connie walked in and turned my printer off...uhhhh...Ise wrote "What is she doing?" I said, "Tempting me to smack her." Come on, idiote, don't turn off my printer just because you think it isn't working for you--you aren't even set up for this printer. Oh my.

Sarah C. says:
I'm at work for nine hours, with no one to talk to
Sarah C. says:
I might die
Susannah says:
I suggest glaring at people and muttering under your breath and sporadically jotting things down on a piece of paper.
Sarah C. says:
ha ha I would except there's no one to glare at!! There's not a soul here
Susannah says:
well, I suggest glaring at random office supplies. I hear the stapler is out to get you.
Sarah C. says:
Holy crap, you heard that too?
Susannah says:
I also heard of whisperings about some sort of mutiny. I'd watch your back if I were you.
Sarah C. says:
ha ha The stapler, hole punch, and keyboard are uniting!
Susannah says:
Indeed
Sarah C. says:
Listen to this: Salt Lake's sister city is Matsumoto, Japan. Who has even heard of the place? You know what New York's is? Tokoyo, Japan. Once again, we get screwed.
Sarah C. says:
Good grief
Susannah says:
Matsumoto...isnt that the dude on Iron Chef America?
Susannah says:
Matsumoto Morimoto
Susannah says:
hahaha
Sarah C. says:
Precisely
Sarah C. says:
I wonder how he feels about being named after a city
Sarah C. says:
Probably insecure I would assume
Susannah says:
Probably the same way Chevy Chase does.
Sarah C. says:
I purchased a sandwhich for my consumption
Susannah says:
Good choice. I am pulling my container of Nutter Butters from my drawer
Sarah C. says:
My head is very sensitive to sugar
Sarah C. says:
Okay, let's play a game
Sarah C. says:
Are you ready?
Susannah says:
yep
Sarah C. says:
From now on we are only going to make completely random comments/statements that have no relevance to what the person previously said
Susannah says:
my ice melted.
Sarah C. says:
Honey wheat pretzels are substantial
Sarah C. says:
Nothing spells pure comedy gold quite like chimps dressed in human clothing.
Susannah says:
I havent come to a conclusion why men in drag is so funny to me.
Sarah C. says:
" ... When I see chimpanzees being used as on-screen comedians, dressed up in silly costumes to sell credit cards, I think, 'Is this any way to treat a relative?'"
Susannah says:
My new blog Weather Pixie is very whoreish
Sarah C. says:
I wish my teachers would publish my grades! Rat Bss!!
Sarah C. says:
I completely agree
Sarah C. says:
Is this a fake hangup?
Susannah says:
I blame the Wheat Thins
Sarah C. says:
Maynard looks pekish
Susannah says:
haha, I just gave Jayar a handful of Nutter Butters and he said, "I'm going to hate you in the future." hahahaha
Sarah C. says:
Yeah, it probably hit him right about now
Sarah C. says:
For me it would be as soon as the insulin headache set in
Susannah says:
or when my cavities started to make my teeth ache.
Sarah C. says:
Oh yeah...that too
Susannah says:
the chick next door just came in and asked Jayar to stop singing.
Susannah says:
BWA HA HA HA HA HA
Sarah C. says:
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Susannah says:
I want to have a Rider whenever I go anywhere
Susannah says:
like John Kerry
Susannah says:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0327061kerry1.html
Sarah C. says:
I read that
Sarah C. says:
I want to be famous so I can demand ridiculous things
Susannah says:
ditto
Susannah says:
only yellow M&Ms
Sarah C. says:
Precisely
Sarah C. says:
ha ha ha
Susannah says:
want to hear my new very favorite joke?
Sarah C. says:
Yes
Susannah says:
Knock Knock
Sarah C. says:
who's there
Susannah says:
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"
Sarah C. says:
I know
Susannah says:
bwa ha ha
Sarah C. says:
Wait...I don't get it
Sarah C. says:
oh ha ha hah a
Sarah C. says:
Now I do
Sarah C. says:
Good one
Sarah C. says:
I want an XXL bag of peanut M&Ms from Costco
Susannah says:
I want ummmm...fettuccini alfredo
Sarah C. says:
Seriously. They have XXL bag of it! It's an insulin senstive person's worst/best nightmare/fantasy