"Just strut your nasty stuff/wiggle in the middle, yeah/get the town talkin', fire gang" -Chilly Down/Labyrinth

I have had a few of my email accounts for many years, and am still receiving newsletters and updates for sites I used to check when I was about 15. Therefore I have a lot of random teen girl emails. I don't unsubscribe merely because I am lazy, they don't do me any harm, and they are occasionally entertaining.

I recently received a quiz in my email entitled "What is your dating style?" Dog playing dead? Alas, that was not a choice so I figured I'd better take the quiz and let the Internet Gods proclaim my style, as they do so well with every other quiz.

However, I did not quite feel this quiz had all the answers I was now seeking. (As it told me my Dating Style is that of 19th Century Micronesia. Hey...maybe it does know what its talking about!) So off I went, trying to find more information on me. I came upon an account I have with Tickle, formerly eMode, where all of my test results have been stored. Turns out I took a test entitled "Are You a Great Date?" in 2001. Not shockingly, I scored "Total Low" I think I will retake it tonight. Ok, so I just retook it and am still a "Total Low", but not as bad as before. It just says that I am low on etiquette based on being nervous. Sweet! Apparently I'm not a loser in their eyes. On to the next test!!! Ok, it is "What Do Your Lips Say About You?" And the results are in..."Susannah, your lips say you've got Feisty Flair" Wow! Another thoroughly correct quiz result! Who knew the Internet Gods knew so much about me?

Well, what did I learn today? I need a social life.


My date of many weekends, Luke