He was in my office yesterday talking about the draft picks? in football and what he would do to "punish" some players for their lack of skill in the past season. He actually has this thought out. Oh my. He said he will line up cars going 5 mph and throw the ball at one of them, blah blah blah, the guy will have to tackle the car that the ball hits, blah blah blah, something like that. He is so weird, I can't stand it. He was going off about how bad these players were and how he will "punish" them and such so I finally said, "I think until you can do what they do you don't get to talk smack." He said, "I didn't ask for your opinion. And besides, I almost went pro." Whatever, idiot.
Then he name drops like noone else I have ever heard. Drives me insane. He's like, "Then I'm going to lunch with my buddy John, lead singer of {insert semifamous band of the 80s here.}"
When I left the office Dorkhead asked Jayar, "What was up with that?" referring to me. Jayar told him he thought it was just differing personalities. Yeah,if by differing personalities you mean Dorkhead is a complete idiot.
He has such a floccinaucinihilipilification for correct word usage and it bugs me to no end. (Hypocrital, maybe.) Yesterday he said, "They're not conscientious of what they're hearing." Uh...conscious? And later he said his car (or something like that) was "clean and meticulous" Uh...I don't think your car is meticulous, but who really knows about its attention to detail but the car itself?
Jayar told me to play nice but unless Dorkhead miraculously changes overnight I think we'll have a problem.
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