"Hello, you've been enrolled in the obscene caller of the month club."

I got an obscene phone call a few weeks ago. I had just hung up with The Honeyman a few minutes before so when the phone rang I assumed it was him again I yelled, "Dude, I told you I'm going to sleep!" and answered the phone "Hey." I heard a soft male voice on the other end. I wasn't sure the caller said what I thought he said so I said, "What was that?" He repeated himself, sounding unsure this time. I bust up laughing and hung up; not his desired reaction, I'm sure.

Yesterday I was on my cell phone for about a half hour with my rep from a software company as she took over my desktop (I love to watch that) and set up some stuff for me. She kept breathing heavily into the phone, which I thought was odd. It sounded like she had been running up and down stairs. Oh my. It was strange. I ended up just holding my phone away from my ear for most of the time.