"Hardly looks baloneyized!" -Frank

Dad: Sue
Sus: JDawg
Dad: You might have me mixed up with someone else. This is simply Dad.
Sus: Hahaha
Dad: see the oscars last night?
Sus: bits
Dad: ditto
Sus: I did catch Joauquiwelckjsdfjan Pheonix mouth "I love you Susannah" to the camera.
Dad: I wondered about that...ask your mother...I said, "I bet he's talking to Sue."
Dad: We had some of the family over last night for dinner. Mom made the best carrot cake I've ever tasted.
Sus: veggies and desserts should not mix
Dad: In this case, they definately SHOULD
Sus: icky
Dad: No...hey...heavenly...and pretty too...all those cute little carrot bits...
Sus: like rabbit vomit
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Elizabeth: In Brazil you could get a breastlift and tummytuck for only $3,000; in the states it starts at $11,000.
Jayar: But what about airfare, hotel, did you factor those in?
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Frank: I've got to run this to the main office.
Susannah: I'LL DO IT!
Frank: Are you sure? Nah, it's OK, I'll do it.
Susannah: I'LL DO IT! I've been sitting here forever; I'm gonna walk around to avoid puffy ankles.
Jayar: Puffy ankles?
Susannah: That'd be an rad name for a band.
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Elizabeth: The girls were debating whether 3 is a girl number or boy number.
Susannah: Totally a boy number.
Elizabeth: Really? I've always thought 3 was kind of femmy. You don't think 3 is femmy?
Susannah: I've always thought even numbers were girly and the odd were boyish.
Elizabeth: I've always felt 11 was femmy. I felt bad for Richard because of his birthday being 3/11.
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Jayar: This chick, right here, looks much better on her card,
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John: When I'm reincarnated I'm coming back as a woman, they've got it made.
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Elizabeth: She has my cell phone and she's holding it hostage. 'I'm gonna call her!' she's holding it up like a bomb or something. (about Caroline)
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John: While they're talking to you watch their mouth. If their lips are moving they're lying to you.
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Jayar: Do you have 75 cent?
Susannah: You buying a soda?
Jayar: Yes.
Susannah: How about a dollar?
Jayar: Jyes, dollar will work. ...Oh! Give me the one that won't go in the machine!
Susannah: Hey, he is PERFECTLY CRISP once you get the wrinkles out!
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John: I could shoot accountants, I really could. I'd go to jail but I could do it. They're all the same. They're all...weird.
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Jayar: They don't adhesive well enough.
Susannah: They don't adhesive?
Jayar: There are those who adhesive and those who don't adhesive well...if you follow me.
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Susannah: SEE A PAPERCLIP, PICK IT UP, ALL DAY LONG YOU'LL HAVE GOOD LUCK!
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[[Jayar dancing in his chair]]
Jayar: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Susannah: Good FICO score?
Jayar: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Susannah: Is that a lot like your touchdown dance?
Jayar: Yeah...but my touchdown dance has a little bit more booty in it.