"This free lemonade, man, it's like 'here, have some hydrochloric acid.'" - Frank

This dude who just called totally sounded like John Krasinski, Jim on The Office. (that's gonna boost the Google hits, lemme tell ya)

Susannah: "Thank you for calling [the office]."
The Dude: "Hi. Do you have a cold?"
Susannah: "Haha, yes."
The Dude: "Aww, poor baby."
Susannah: "Haha."
The Dude: "Is Jayar in?"
Susannah: "He's not, may I take a message?"
The Dude: "Yeah [the long message] I'll talk to you later and I want you to get feeling better."

I can't hear very well today because of my cold, both of my ears are totally clogged. I have to listen very carefully to each phone call. Everything is muffled.

Meridith says:
sorry for being out of it last night
Susannah says:
sorry for waking you up
Meridith says:
No problem
Meridith says:
Did I sound like I had just woken up?
Susannah says:
no, not really
Meridith says:
oh, that's awesome
Meridith says:
haha
Susannah says:
are you proud? haha
Meridith says:
yeah
Meridith says:
You know, act like you have been awake the whole time when someone is trying to get your attention.
Susannah says:
have you been practicing that?
Meridith says:
no, it's a gift
Susannah says:
wow.
Meridith says:
yeah
Susannah says:
There is a semi-attractive FedEx guy outside my door. Ooooooo
Meridith says:
sweeeeeeet
Meridith says:
haha
Meridith says:
only semi?
Susannah says:
He was just in here. Hes trying to figure out where a package goes.
Meridith says:
you're like, "to me! to me!"
Susannah says:
He mouthed "thank you", that was hot
Meridith says:
oooo
Susannah says:
he was back in here, we decided that I'd keep the package and the people upstairs can just come get it from me.
Meridith says:
that's awesome
Susannah says:
then he was on the phone, so he had to mouth it
Meridith says:
Did you say, "My sister goes to BYU-Idaho..here's her number."?
Susannah says:
Yes.
Meridith says:
uh oh
Meridith says:
Now I'm kinda scared.
Susannah says:
He's only about 33ish
Meridith says:
Why did you do that to me?!?
Susannah says:
I'm just trying to be a good big sister, gosh.
Meridith says:
Well...alright then. If that's the reason.

Anita is leaving this week. How sad is that? She is 79.6% of my entertainment around here. Oh well.

Susannah: "I need a pedicure."
Anita: "You shouldn't have dry skin, you're young. Are you drinking enough water?"
Susannah: "Don't you think that's kind of a personal question? Hehehe."
Anita: "What's the cure for dry feet?"
Susannah: "A boyfriend, probably."