"It's Gene, Sal. I just, I was talking to my grandson when you called. How's VT again? Your mother still hasn't found her glasses. Bye."

Wow. That obscure voicemail absolutely made my day. I had tears streaming down my face from laughter by the third time I replayed it.

I have become more comfortable with being my feisty self at work nowadays. In the past I've just taken the crap people have thrown at me, and gotten annoyed about it.
Today I was in the middle of a project and Diane asked me if I knew how to reissue a credit report. I said I wasn't sure and she told me to come into her office and she would teach me. I was bugged because if anyone took the time to notice what I was doing they would realize I was quite bogged down with stuff and didn't want to go 'learn' things because you want me to be able to do it for you in the future. Nuhuh. I said, "Hmmmm, maybe later." Hahaha. Oh man, that was pretty funny to me.