Hmmm

My half-birthday is in 8 days, are you ready?

Elizabeth: "What if I bought you a big cake that said 'Happy Birthday, Susannah' on it?"
Susannah: "I'd be in lurve. L-U-R-V-E...luuuuuuuuuurve."


My brother Clarke has far too much time on his hands.

So, Clarkeee, is that a gang symbol?