"And why is that, Timothy?"

I am absolutely lonely.
My friends are gone, my sister and her family are gone, I am lonely and bored.

An IM from my Daddy did brighten things, however, because he and I are the same type of random:

DADDY: Jayar wasn't able to take your water cooler because it is raining birds and turtles today.
DADDY: We'll bring it will us Sat a.m.
Susie: Ok, sounds good
DADDY: So....you're home?
Susie: yep
Susie: bored and lonely
DADDY: Wish you were here with me...to go you-know-where.
Susie: ditto. I looked at movie times but I didnt want to go alone
DADDY: I wood eevun be willeeng to see the monkey movie again.
Susie: minkey, you mean
DADDY: Yes, of course.
DADDY: I'
DADDY: Did I say "I'"?
Susie: haha
DADDY: I'm at the office. Momma says she will go to the movies with me....weel see.
Susie: doubt theres anything she'll wanna see. Although, has she seen the new P&P yet?
DADDY: It'll be Geeshu or nuthin.
Susie: hmmm, blah
DADDY: She slept thru P&P
Susie: hahahaha
DADDY: I liked it tho. Did U?
Susie: Gosh, you guys need to get better rest before venturing off into the wild unknown that is the "feeter"
Susie: I have yet to see it.
DADDY: My vocab is expanding like crazee today
Susie: vocab, possibly. spelling variations, indeed.
DADDY: I like "feeter"—my new fav word.
Susie: Thats what Emma Katie says, "We are going to da movie feeter!"
DADDY: At the feeter is where you get pokone
Susie: it's pock-orn
DADDY: yep...thanks
Susie: I'm wearing my "Gemütlichkeit ist [dancing pretzel]" shirt today; it makes me laugh uncontrollably
DADDY: That wouldn't take much
Susie: HAHAHA, indeed. Touché, Mein Vati.
DADDY: Hey, plan on going to dinner with us next Saturday night, kay?
Susie: Hmm, I may have a date. I'll have to tentatively pencil you in.
Susie: Oh man, I crack me up.