"You're not Traffic God today" -Elizabeth

The weirdos are the highlight of my day at work.

On the phone-
Dude: "Is there a broker in the office I can speak to?"
Sus: "May I ask to what its referring?"
Dude: "No message, I'm at work. Bye."
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Susannah: "Thank you for calling [the office]."
Some Chick: "Anita."
Susannah: "Anita isn't in the office at the moment, may I take a message for her?"
Some Chick: "You know I'm going to call her cell." (Ma'am, are you threatening me?)
Susannah: "Ok..."
Some Chick: [CLICK]
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Other Dude: [in broken English] "Is Jesus there? Where Jesus?"
Susannah: "Who?"
Other Dude: "Jesus. Is he there?"
Susannah: "There is noone here by that name."
Other Dude: "What you mean?"
Susannah: "You have the wrong number, sir."
Other Dude: "Oh. Thanks baby doll!"
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In the office-
Sus: "Can I get your number?"
Chick: "She has it."
Sus: "May I please have your number in case she doesn't have it?"
Chick: "She has it in the file."
Sus: "May I have your number just in case?"
Chick: "She has it...ugh, fine!"
(ps-She didn't have it.)
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Sus: "Are you coming to the company Christmas party?"
David: "3:00?! That's naptime!"
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David: "That [edit] hasn't sent my fax yet? She wouldn't know 20 minutes if it bit her butt."