"Why does eating doll heads fill you up? What does it satisfy?"

Meridith's roommate is engaged. She has been dating the guy a month. A month. I have had shoes longer than that whom I'm not yet willing to commit to.

I've been debating whether to post about my outing to Olive Garden with Anita and Shelly--wherein Anita tried to convince me I should hook up with our 42-year-old waiter--or last nights television programming. I'll go with the latter.

I went to Elizabeth's house last night to hang out with her while Jayar is in Montana. While I was watching the new Barbie movie with Care and Emma Katie, Barbie and the Magic Pegasus or something, Miss Emma Kathryne asked, "Uh...Auntie? Why are you here?" in her little Bostonian-esque lack-of-r's accent. She cracks me up.
After Barbie ended Elizabeth and I watched The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, The Office, and part of Oprah. (Thank you, DVR.) Good times, good times.

Martha:
I felt bad for Matchstick's Project Manager, whom Liz and I have appropriately named NapoleFrodo, not only because his team sucked-ola and his horrible hairdo, but because he has Most Coniving Twisted Man I Have Ever Seen on Reality TV on his team. (Uh, congrats on the baby, Mr M.C.T.M.I.H.E.S.o.R.T.V.)
Shawn, three words for you: Why, why, why?!? You were my hero in tasks 1 and 2. Very few people can sport that haircut--you pulled it off with perfection! Even fewer can wear pumpkin orange--not only that, you did it in shiny fabric! You are tall, eloquent, gorgeous. You screwed it up when you started blabbing off. Even I know not to freak out and proclaim that my team is going to win; and in the case they don't you may send me home. DUH, DUH, DUH!!! And then! to tell Martha to "fake it til you make it". Wow. I could tell by that frog-like expression on ol' Martha's face that you were OUTTA THERE! Take your perfectly coiffed head and skiddadle.
P.S. to Martha: Please, stick with the "You just don't fit in" line. It gave you more street cred...or sounded cooler than goodbye. One of the two.


The Office: For a while there (read: up until last night) I liked the UK version of The Office beter than the new US one. But holy crapola, Batman! I could not stop laughing. Hil.ar.i.ous.
And that has nothing to do with the fact that I am in love with, and practically engaged to, Jim Halpert aka John Krasinski aka Meow! The awkward nerdy funny guy. Love 'im.


Besides, Rainn Wilson is pretty dang funny. He cracks me up in Galaxy Quest. It takes a guy named Rainn to name his baby son Walter. I'm just sayin'.