I wonder if I will be the angry old lady.
Will I be the one glaring at the broccoli while perusing the produce at Wal-Mart? Sit on the front porch yelling at people to get off the grass? Complain about 'kids today' and how the government is trying to cheat me?
Will I wear purple tapered leg, pleated front, elastic waisted pants? With a matching sweater, embroidered with a mountain scene? Will I get my orthopedic loafers in purple, or stick with the white?
The feisty broad who refuses to see a doctor, regardless of how sick I get?
I know one thing: I'm sure excited to go get those hairdos that last a week at a time.
1 comment:
It's not exactly ALL choice. Some things just happen. But if you want to be an angry old lady here are several steps to follow:
1. Believe everything you are told.
2. Feel guilty about things that are natural.
3. Follow rules.
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