Thursday, October 13, 2005

pondering

I wonder if I will be the angry old lady.


Will I be the one glaring at the broccoli while perusing the produce at Wal-Mart? Sit on the front porch yelling at people to get off the grass? Complain about 'kids today' and how the government is trying to cheat me?

Will I wear purple tapered leg, pleated front, elastic waisted pants? With a matching sweater, embroidered with a mountain scene? Will I get my orthopedic loafers in purple, or stick with the white?

The feisty broad who refuses to see a doctor, regardless of how sick I get?

I know one thing: I'm sure excited to go get those hairdos that last a week at a time.

1 comment:

Andy said...

It's not exactly ALL choice. Some things just happen. But if you want to be an angry old lady here are several steps to follow:

1. Believe everything you are told.
2. Feel guilty about things that are natural.
3. Follow rules.