O! be some other name: What’s in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet; So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call’d

I got a new email address yesterday, a company one. Shelly was at the corporate office yesterday so she had them set it up for me and brought me the instructions on getting into it. My name? Hsusana. Yes, that's right, Hsusana. It had to be the office lady's mistake, as Shelly calls me Suzanna.

It's really not that difficult, people: No Zs, two Ns, an H.