Sunday, September 04, 2005

"You look like a potato in a leotard." -Gary Busey

Tonight is the season finale of Celebrity Fit Club 2. I have become obfreakinsessed with this show. While watching this I usually get in my workout clothes, grab my mug full of ice water, and pump some iron with my 6.6 lb dumbbells. Meow. Then when it's over I throw on a video (recently it's been kickboxing) and do that. Then I jump (quite literally...dang endorphins) on the treadmill and walk or jog for 15-20 minutes.
(Usually at 2 a.m., though, hahaha.)

By the end of it I am exhausted and sweaty, haha. But I get excited to do it again. ("Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands.") Why do I love it besides the weird chemicals surging through my brain? Probably because of the results. I have lost almost 38 lbs since my New Years resolution started. Although I'm still built like Queen Latifah (pre breast reduction) I've changed. My face has changed a lot. I have cheekbones, haha. And other things have changed. But other than that is the dumb random changes like feeling like I don't get sick as often, my excercise-induced asthma starting to settle the heck down (I haven't gotten a new inhaler since my cute purple one ran out a few months ago), and other random things. Maybe one day I'll be semi skinny, too.

But I digress...
I love Celebrity FitClub 2. And I am sad that this is the finale.

* Wow, Gary Busey has changed a LOT. Not only physically, but also his tempermant. He would almost be interesting to be with now. He used to be straight PSYCHO.

* Victoria Jackson is darling. I enjoy her on UHF. But her outfits on this show make me want to chase her with lit matches. (lighted matches, Mer?)

* Phil is so sweet. He's always so happy and darling. Haha. His smile makes me chuckle.

* Willie Ames, oh my. You know, Willie, I had a crush on you back during Charles In Charge but those days are long gone. You were a jerk during the entire show. And that's sad. p.s. please don't ever wear a blue spandex unitard again. However, this blue button-up you are sporting is quite possible the best thing youve worn ALL SEASON.

* Jackee (i'm on a pc, I cant do the little accent) bugs me. She has an annoying laugh (though I probably do, too) and she is just so incredibly feisty (ok, guilty there as well).

* Toccara is my favorite. Probably because I think she is GORGEOUS. She has changed a lot during the show. I hope I can look like her when I'm done with this New Years Resolution. I hope she has a bigger chest than me, though, hahahahaha. Probably not...dang. (TMI?) I hate the dumb ga ga look on Dr. Ians face when she walks up to the scale.

* Jani! I am so glad about all the changes he's made. He looks about fifty gajillion times better now than when the show started. Gone is the hideous long scraggly hair, the bloodshot eyes, heck! the eyeliner! I [heart] Jani Lane.

* Wendy made me chuckle in the first season. She used to be likeable and darling. Holy crapola Batman, she is so freaking annoying in this season. Hey, Wendy, we know you're nervous to step on the scale; you've told us EVERY SINGLE TIME you've gotten near it. I'm just sayin'.

"Don't think its a free ticket to act like Willy Wonka at the buffets." -Harvey

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