"This morning James asked if you have a boyfriend. I hope it wasn't an 'I'm pursuing Susannah.'" -Honeyman

"Did you tell him I do? Oh please tell me you said yes." -Susannah


Why are all the guys around me barely straight? ("Mostly gay.") No really, I'm curious, because men who have a desire to dress as Cher's backup dancers are slowly taking over my address book.

I'm the Karen to their Jack...with a bit less cynicism and alcohol.