"Hear me out-- we're going to lower you into the well by your ankles...hear me out" -Kevin Nealon

My left hand was itchy last night. I noticed a small bump on my knuckles. "That is an annoying place for a mosquito bite." I thought to myself. I went to bed thinking nothing more about it.
This morning I realized my knuckle was still itchy. Excusing it as a mosquito bite, I didn't think much about it. This afternoon I looked down at my left hand and realized a few of my knuckles were red, swollen, and HURTING.

So yeah...right when my slug's (the pinky I hyperextended twice) swelling is going down my other hand puffs up. What the?

My mom thinks it is probably a spider bite. Whatever it is, I want to smush that little insect repeatedly. Although the Diet Coke that is now in its system is probably doing that for me right about now.