"Enjoy your basketball and your view, tall people, 'cause you're going DOWN!" -some standup comic

hehehe!

Susannah: "This is why I love being home." [[ RIPS OFF SHIRT, SWINGS IT ABOVE HEAD ]]
Meridith: "Nasty."
Susannah: "It's not nasty; it's a natural part of life."
Meridith: "Ah, but it doesn't have to be."
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Meridith: "I'm a fruit salad?"
Susannah: "I called you a dumb song."
Meridith: "Oh. I only caught 'salad'...or...what sounded ...thereabouts..."
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Man, it's a shame most people don't get to see the funny side of Meridith. She cracks me up. Today she sent me an ecard that says:

Diary of a Goldfish:
Swam.
Ate some flakes.
Swam again.
Didn't wait long enough after eating and got cramps.
Cramps went away.
Swam.

So...what's going on with you?

Hahahaa!