"Vulcan, Vulcan, Vulcan!" -Sus

Number of times...

* Mer hit a body part into an inanimate object: immeasurable (though she hit her head 9 times)

* Mer bit her cheek: 3

* Susannah quoted a movie: appx every 6 minutes

* Sus burst into song: appx every 23 minutes

* Sus complained she was thirsty for a diet Coke: 37, in England alone

* Mom said "Soak this all up, kids": 3, in England

* Dad felt "ganged up on": 53, a day

* ...by Susannah: 29, a day

* Dad faked a British accent in public: 17

* Mer's amazing lack of earphone abilities showed themselves: 9

* Mom said, "This is us/ours" on the Metro: 74

* Sus said, "Sloane Square!", "Little Tiny Bill", "But you look so harmless!", "Platform 9 & 3/4", "Fink you're being Funny?", and "Nuh-uh, no matter how many times I say it it's still funny!": CONSTANTLY

* Mer got hiccups after a meal: all but once

* Mer & Sus got shushed: whenever they had fun

* Everyone had to wait for Sus: every time leaving a room

* Sus added "ola" to a word: appx 179

* Mer bit Susannah's head off: 14

* Mom yelled at Sus to get off Mer's bed: 12

* Sus mentioned Lance: 4

* Dad tripped off the stair outside the bathroom: 4

* Sus laughed as dad tripped off the stair: 3, as she was asleep for one of them

* Sus sang "Les Poissons" from The Little Mermaid: everytime it got quiet

* Mer sang "Paris hold the key to your heart": 3

* Sus referred to the French as frogs: 19

* Mer mentioned Ewan McGregor: 11

* Sus mentioned Ewan McGregor: 23

* Dad mentioned how expensive something was: whenever the credit card was pulled out

* Sus said "candybar": 63, over 3 days

* Sus mentioned the GIANT DOG: 6

* Meridith talked about Sean: 24

* Sus mentioned Sprite: 9, in France alone
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Random quotes while in England: ...I never really got around to writing down the ones in France.


Sus: "He's an Earthling."
Mer: "What's that?"
Sus: "A human."
Mer: "Oh, well you could've said that! *grumbles* Earthling!"
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Dad: "You don't know if this is a Muslim lady all overed up or just a guy in a raincoat."
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Mom: "See these mills on the right? That's where your great grandfather worked and met your great grandmother."
Sus: "Do you think my great grandchildren will drive past where the University Mall stands and say, 'Do you see this? It's where your great grandmother worked and where she met The Nextel Boyfriend.'?"
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Marjorie: "There is a shoe shop in Kendal that sells Clark shoes. They just sell shoes. If you know anyone who needs shoes."
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Dad, referring to the windshield wiper: "It's kind of like a spastic colon, or something."
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Dad: "You wonder how many herbs lost their lives to make this tea."
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Mom: "Did you see in her garden? She's got midgets."
Jean: "Gnomes."
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Dad: "If you stayed here a month you could just explore everything--birth a little baby sheep."
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Mer: "Argh; I hate it when freaky death figures suddenly come alive and walk toward me!"
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Mom: "That's not mold, it's toothpaste."
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Sus: "I'm her pottyguard?"
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Dad: "Well I'll never be a little pigeon."
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Mer: "That's not toothpaste, it's pink mold."
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Sus: "SLOANE SQUARE!" (every five minutes) (Deb did Study Abroad in London a few years ago and when she came home she would say, "Sloane Square, mind the gap!" over and over--therefore we did too.)
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Dad: "Those of you under 250 lbs will never understand."
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Sus: "He'd get mauled...I'd maul him."
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Mer, half asleep: "Would you happen to possibly turn off the light?"
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Sus: "Do you know who you are? You're ObiWan!"
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Sus: "Kiss the pigeon."
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Dad, of course: "Attention, ladies and gentlemen, Heathrow Airport is not politically correct and will now be known as Itthrow Airport. Or He/Shethrow Airport."
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Sus: "Can I have one of those?"
Dad: "Yes. ...As soon as you're crowned Queen of England."
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Mom: "There's a Rosetta Stone T-shirt that looks like Sean."
Mer: "I have never seen a T-shirt that looks like Sean."
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Mom: "I predict by the time we fly out of here you will have loved Paris."
Dad: "No way. You can keep your stinkin' Frenchies. I'm going to walk up to a Fish & Chips place and order Freedom Fries!"
(Hmmm, I wonder where I get my cynicism and randomness?)
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Sus: "Don't you wish you had an always clean nose like mine?"
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Edith: "Take this and put it...up your nose."
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Sus: "Don't be so jealous of me just because I'm so much cuter than you."
Mer: "I've accepted it."
Sus: "Good, 'cause the jealousy probably isn't good for you."
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Bean: "I am a Mean Bean"
Chili Pepper: "But you look so harmless!"
Bean: "Sure; no arms, no legs; you learn from the ghetto, Man!"