"I don't want to touch your oz-feel-good-bump" -Susannah, to The Honeyman

Hahahahaha, I am so incredibly giggly...(Danielle says, "Thats a first.")

I'm "coming live from Ryan's sexy computer" (his words, not mine.) I am sitting in Ryan's basement with him and Danielle. After refusing my requests for his laptop he finally got sick of me and yelled, "Get on the computer!" Hahaha.


(Oo baby ah, push it--push it real good. Hahaha...I have song lyrics going through my head...I can't think of anything to write. Dang Honeyman and his ringtones!)

Tonight we went to Applebees. Our waiter, Joshua, lost and gained many coolness points from me throughout the evening. He said, "Would you like another diet Pepsi with lime?" (AND A POINT FOR JOSHUA!) but then he brought me a diet Pepsi with lemon. (TWO POINTS LOST!) Naughty, naughty boy. Tall, attractive boy, but naughty.

Random quotes:

Honeyman: "Do you think the Choco-Martini is any good?"
Susannah: "Chocolate & alcohol?? That's like tall & boy."
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Susannah: "Yeah, I'm a showgirl at heart."
Honeyman: "And I'm a male stripper at heart."
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Honeyman: "You're tall and sexy--room 409."
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Honeyman: "Why do the crap do I drive to..."
Susannah: "Why do the crap?"
Honeyman: "Why do the crap do I..."
Susannah: "Why do the crap?!? Hahahahahahahahaa."
Honeyman: "Yes. Why do the crap do I drive all the way out to Spanish Fork."
Susannah: "Why in the crap?"
Honeyman: "No. Why do the crap. It sounds right in my head."
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Honeyman: "Does your fudge taste burnt?"
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Susannah: "My wing just got in my salsa!"
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Honeyman: "Is that the good luck rub?"
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Susannah: "I'm all for carrying your lovers picture around, but in your underwear--that's a bit much."
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Susannah: "We're twins."
Honeyman: "She got the boobs."
Susannah: "She got the... kidneys?"
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Honeyman: "Work half as much as me and try to put sentences together--how about that??"
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Susannah: "You're so fun at the brink of orneryness."
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Honeyman: "What if I dated Dolly Parton? Like if you called one day and I was like 'guess who I'm dating...Dolly Parton.' What would you say?"
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There are a ton more--especially after Ryan showed me his Oz-feel-good-bump. I really don't know what it is called. I'll ask Ryan. ... Ozgood Slaughters? He doesn't know either, hahaha. Its a funky bump on his knee. Well, under his knee, really. It's like a second knee. Hahahahaha. Then he made me feel it--ICK. Hahahaha.

Susannah: "Your knee is so abnormal. That's not supposed to be there."
Honeyman: "Well, Susannah, when someone has something wrong with them its not really supposed to be there."
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Danielle: "That, like, vibrated my leg fat!"