It's a good thing I find humor in everything because otherwise I'd be getting really annoyed right now. Instead, my sides are hurting from laughing so hard.
Meridith: What is Aaron's screenname?
Susannah: Why?
Meridith: Just because. What is it?
Susannah: I'm not telling you.
Meridith: Just what is it?
Susannah: Aaron.
Meridith: That's all? No that's his name, not screen name.
Susannah: Why?
Meridith: No reason.
Susannah: Whatever.
Meridith: What is it??
Susannah: Why?
Meridith runs over to the screen; Susannah blocks the screen.
Meridith: Just tell me!
Susannah: Why?
Meridith: Can I add him to my buddy list?
Susannah: No.
Meridith: Why not?
Susannah: It's like you going out with Honeyman to the BYU volleyball game! No.
Meridith: Why not?
Susannah: Why?
Meridith: Why not?
Susannah: Why?
Meridith: It would be fun to have another friend.
Susannah: Whatever.
Meridith: Will you tell him my screen name then?
Susannah: No.
Meridith: Why not?
Susannah: Stop it, Meridith!
Meridith: Just tell him. I won't talk to him.
Susannah: You are so weird.
Meridith: Please?
Susannah: Why?
Meridith: He's my age.
Susannah: So. Stop schtealing my friends!!!
Meridith: It's like you talking to Ryan. (Her friend, who is on my buddylist.)
Susannah: Hesstifer?
Meridith: Yeah.
Susannah: That's different; he started talking to me first. And besides, he was one of my students!!!
Meridith: Yeah, and that's weird.
Susannah: Whatever.
Meridith: Just tell him my screenname.
Susannah: NO!
Meridith: Why not?
Susannah: I DON'T WANT TO.
Meridith: I won't talk to him.
Susannah: Then why?
Meridith: Just because.
Susannah: Why? You think he's cute, don't you?
Meridith: No.
Susannah: Liar.
Meridith: Just tell him mine.
Susannah: No.
Meridith: Please? Just tell him mine.
Susannah: MERIDITH, GET-OVER-YOURSELF!!!
...and so on and so forth. For ten full minutes.
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