"Ya got me straight trippin' boo"

I should feel bad for The Honeyman, I really should--that being one of my duties as a best friend. I'm trying. I'm trying to feel bad for someone because girls fawn over him. Why do I need to feel bad for him? Oh yeah...because he doesn't like them. I understand why I should feel bad: he is placed in an awkward situation and it sucks for him... but come freaking on, he brings it upon himself.

My little words of advice- You are too dang nice to the chunky girls. Plain and simple. Chunky girls are not used to attention, so when you pay that much attention to one they are bound to fall for you. So either start liking chunky girls and not weird waif Mischa Barton-Alexis Bledel-Paris Hilton types, or only flirt with short, skinny blondes.
Though...come on...you know you love Queen Latifah more than Paris Hilton. ;)

(Ryan, you know I'm just playing around with you, right? Hahaha.)