"My tummy is making noises I don't recognize"

Instead of "star gazing" at the Sundance Film Festival an hour away from me, I spent the evening laughing my head off.

Aaron wasn't getting home til late so Deborah wanted me to keep her company. I brought Meridith along. Deb and me alone is funny enough but add Mer to the bunch and I don't think I ever stop crying from laughter. Every single thing is hilarious, regardless of if it would be funny otherwise.

A few SELECT QUOTES from this evening. As you read, picture them being EXTREMELY funny to you, and possibly in weird accents...it'll help:

Susannah: "Whats the Great Wall of China for?"
Deborah: "Uh, to keep people out."
Susannah: "Really?"
Deborah: "Yeah."
Susannah: "Oh. Are they communists?"
Deborah: "Yes."
Susannah: "All of them?"
Deborah: "Yeah."
Susannah: "Even the cool ones?"
Deborah: "No, probably not the cool ones; they're probably democratic."
Susannah: "But not democrats, right?"
Deborah: "No, of course not."
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Susannah: "Meridith, there is a picture of you from the first time we went to Hawaii where you're really short...and cute."
{BLANK STARES}
Susannah: "What???"
Deborah: "Was that supposed to be a compliment? It sounded like you were going to be mean but felt bad about it and changed it at the last minute."
Susannah: "No, it was a compliment."
Deborah: "Short AND cute don't usually go together in a compliment."
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Deborah: "I think it's funny how Mom has you two brainwashed."
Susannah: "No, I can say 'poo poo'; I just think it's DUMB."
Deborah: [singing]"'Cause roses really smell like poo..."
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Deborah: [to Meridith] "Come on, just let me annoy you for a minute! Hyrum's hair is too short to put up his nose!"
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Deborah: "It's so fun to have you over here, Mer!"
Susannah: "Thanks."
Deborah: "Susannah, you're chopped SPAM."
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Deborah: "I have this big thing right here." [points to back of head]
Susannah: "I know."
Meridith: "I noticed earlier."
Deborah: "You both noticed?? And no one told me??"
Susannah: "I really didn't think it mattered all that much."
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[TALKING ABOUT EMOTICONS]
Meridith: "When I'd talk to Susannah on MSN Messenger she would randomly send a mug of beer."
Deborah: "Yeah, when I was talking to Susannah on MSN she was being really weird so I said, 'What are you smoking today?' and she replied with, 'Too many [martini glass] this morning."
Both: "Hahahaha!"
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Deborah: "Do you know whats sad? RuPaul is prettier than me. I'm serious; sometimes I get jealous."
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Deborah: "If you did a RuPaul fragrance would it be a perfume or a cologne?"
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Meridith: " 'I eat crackers?' "
Deborah: "Yeah, I thought it had a Q."
Susannah: "Hahahaha! That's funnier the 2nd time."
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Deborah: [referring to Susannah] "You look like a drunk, mentally handicapped dinosaur."