A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep - Cinderella

The other night I had a weird dream (don't I usually?).

My entire dream was What Not To Wear but I didn't get to do the whole end transformation thing (dang mother waking me up!)

Clinton Kelly and Stacy London showed me my "secret footage" of ugly outfits I'd worn in the past few weeks. I obviously wasn't holding myself to a high fashion standard this month, hahaha. Ok, so the booty shorts and 3XL sweatshirt wasn't the best pick for welcoming my VTs into my home. Ok, so the plaid stretch pants with my "I {heart} Nerds!" Millhouse Tshirt wasn't a cute choice.
I tried to convince Stacy and Clinton of the perfection of my outfits while in the 360 degree mirrors. The mostly just laughed.

When I woke up I thought to myself: I guess that means I'm not in denial!