You're Next!

My sister and her husband celebrated their 2nd anniversary this week. Two years ago, on Deborah's wedding day, my parents turned to me and with a weird look in their eyes, said "You're next!" Gag. I think I'm taking too long for their tastes. I used to be able to say, "Hey, I'm just a teenager, leave me alone!" But, unfortunately, I will be 21 in July. All of my available excuses are flying out the window.

So I am left with people questioning me at all times. The question I hate most of all is "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" "I think the news of my rash got around." What the crap am I supposed to say? "Well, because I repel all members of the opposite sex my age."
I got asked this question again recently and replied, rather honestly, "Because I avoid guys if at all possible." They didn't find this quite as hilarious as I did, but few ever do.
But what is more annoying than that is people who jump to random conclusions. Me- "I avoid them right now." Them- "You don't want to be bothered by all that sort of thing." Me- "Something like that."


So, I Googled it. Instead of finding fun comebacks to the question I found a quiz, why the heck not...

You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Shy When a guy gets to know you, he finds a great catch Problem is... you're too shy for most guys to get to know. From meeting someone to dating, you usually have your guard up. And while you're just holding back, it makes you seem like you've got something to hide. Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

Sarah on her roommates: "They couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if I wrote out a script."