She's a Brick House

So...

I'm doing this workout regimen (because, apparently, people don't like chunky girls. Who knew?) and instead of basing success on lbs lost/gained, I'm going to go by inches. So, I got all my measurements today- neck, arms, bust, waist, hips, thighs, calfs, as well as ankles and wrists (they can slim down also, can't they? Hahaha, I hope so, otherwise cute ankle-wrap high heels need to be scratched off my list for good.)

The results were nothing frightening, so that's good. I found that I have a pleasantly proportionate hourglass figure. (I used to say I had a ballpark figure...but most people didn't find the hilarity in it.) I also found that I am nowhere near Brick House's "winning hand". On a more depressing note (for which party is undecided) I found that my Lara Flynn Boyle-esque friend, Annie's hips are only slightly larger than my left thigh. Hmmmm.