Saturday, October 02, 2004

What the?

So this morning I was at some weird building supposedly in Provo. It had a cool old gazebo that people dressed in Renaissance clothing were decorating for some party. I was with Meridith. General Conference was going on inside. I wandered off and parked in some weird place.
I wandered through the building which turned out to be a sort of amusement park. It was rad! There was a room I walked into next to a railing and sat down on a long cement bench. I was sitting with about ten other people. Soon the lights out and a scenery shot suddenly appeared on the wall/screen in front of us. Then our whole floor moved up and down and I realized we were supposed in a boat and we were "floating" on the lil river in the picture. As we went downstream little bugs and butterflies would be flying around. This was some sort of childrens insect ride, like Bugs Life type thing.
Somehow I got lost and found my way through dusty rooms under construction to little slots in the wall where I could see my car parked right outside it. I couldn't get to it, so I tried to get back to the bug ride.
I was soon in the lobby, but it was a huge casino. An employee asked if I was lost and I said I was trying to find my car. She led me to the elevators where she sent me to up the parking garage. I soon found out that I had not parked in the parking garage, instead I had parked illegally in a construction zone.
*LONG STORY SHORT*
I ended up in a room with a bunch of people having a party. I was hanging out with Mark Wahlberg (aka Marky Mark) and his friends. I showed them my incredibly toned bisceps. They weren't impressed, so I flexed harder and felt like my muscles were gonna pop. Then I distinctly thought, "How on the heck did I get so toned??" I was tried to sneak through the hole in the ceiling to the attic (which actually turned out to be an airduct like you see people climb through on movies). There was a sign inside of the airduct that said all of the dangers of it, like unsecure pipes that could fall on your head and such. I think I tried climbing it for a little bit, but couldn't figure it out.
I found my way to Brittany Fairbank's apartment in this weird casino/amusement park/office building thingy. She was trying to hold a conversation and catch up because I haven't seen her since early this spring. I kept interrupting her, telling her I had to use her attic. The hole was on her wall at eye level, though, not on the ceiling. That was weird. She insisted it wouldn't lead where I needed it to, but I kicked out the cover anyway. A few feet away from the hole was my car. Yay!

Then I woke up.




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Susannah: "Where's my biscep?"
Meridith: "Haven't seen it!"
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Meridith: "Are we going to continue playing?"
Dad: "Did you say something about bling bling?"

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