we should all write her a letter

I went over to my old apartment building to give party invitations to a few people. Wow. That is the most unwelcome I have ever felt in that place (and thats saying something). It is about 90% new people. One guy that I never spoke to while I lived there said, "Hey, Suzanne." Thanks for the attempt, Bud, but No.

Then I went over to Amy's apartment. She, Jeanette, and Robb were sitting at the table. I had not seen Robb since junior year of high school! There've been rumors that he is gay flying around, so I wasn't sure what was true and what wasn't.
Robb: "Hey Susannah."
Suse: "Hey Robb, it's been like fifty years."
Robb: "I like your purse." ...Yep, he's gay.

Robb and I have been friends since 7th grade. Back when he was "Robby". We were almost as tight as Honeyman and I are now. (I tend to circulate through guys to be tight with, apparently. Jared, Robby, Troy, ZackyZack, Honeyman?) I even had a minicrush on him for a lil bit. He was the first guy to call just to talk to me. He wrote me 4 emails while I was in Hawaii, knowing I wouldn't get any of them til I got back. And when I found out he loves Sara Rue I thought there was hope for chubby girls around the world. ...but now he's gay.

It is a laugh a minute with this kid. I had to pull out a piece of paper because I would never be able to remember the funny things he said.

RANDOM QUOTES from tonight

Amy: "My plan is to be best friends with him [Brandon] when he gets home and then marry him!"
Suse: "At least the girl has goals."

Robb: "I think he died, I really do. That's kinda sad to say, but I think he really did!"

R: "He's like 'do you have Parkinsons?' No, I just love coffee!"

R: "She's so cute. I just want to slap her!"

R: "Hi, my name is Robb, I'm a Sagittarius, I love long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners, and I'm into blondes and brunettes."

R: "She died twice already. She's crazy; I love her!"

R: [At the Haunted House]"I peed myself twice!"
Amy: "Are you loose?"

R: "You're a midget! That's so cute. --grab your camera!-- I just want to touch you!"

R: "I was so gay. Oh I love me!"

R: "'I like bubblegum and toys.' High school was so lame."

R: "I can't go [to the Haunted House]! I have to be wasted to go, I swear!"

R: "It's a gated community. We got a gate because Wal-Mart people are crazy."

R: [On hypothetically phoning a callgirl]"I just wanted to see if she'd come!"

R: "They were hippies in the 70s, but not anymore, 'cause they sold out."

R: "I love the homeless people in Salt Lake. This dudes like, 'I know you have a dollar; nice boobies.' Sir, I'm a guy."

R: [quoting "Saved"] "Did I tell you about that time I smuggled a frozen turkey from a Piggly Wiggly wearing only a halter top and Daisy Dukes?"

R: "I'm funny. I'm sorry, but I really am. I love me!"

R: "I hate to be Negative Nancy, but come on!"

R: "Wow, she's just a mess-in-a-dress."

R: "She was like, 'Keep it down, I don't want to yell.' Ok. You don't have to yell ifyou don't want to."

R: "Oh. You live on the West side. Oooooooh."

R: "I can't spell and talk at the same time!"

R: "She's crazy...and we should all write her a letter."