"Better to lose a lover than to love a loser"

I don't know if I should be ashamed of this or not:

It's official. I am the last member of my little group of friends to not have a boyfriend. Oh blah. And it is all going to be flaunted in my face as they all bring their sigggy others to my shindig tomorrow night.

Heck, I could show them a pic of Lance

and be like Napoleon and just make one up.



QUOTES:

Susannah: "He is a total gigglefest out there."
Sarah: "Yeah. ...I made out with that guy last night."
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Deborah Patrick Henry: "Give me cheese hotdogs or give me death."
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Deb: "I just love cheese, from my head down to my knees, I love cheese."
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Susannah: "No, no, Meridith! Now get your toes off of me, your email will still be there in five minutes!"
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Meridith: "So, I was doing yoga today and I pinched a nerve in my neck."
Susannah: "Haha. You were doing yoga so you had to put down your frappuccino
and take off your red Kabbala string?"
Dad: "Hahaha."
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[Meridith hides the screen as she types in her password]
Susannah: "I don't care, I'm not going to break into your dang [email] account. ...It was only funny once.
Meridith: "Yeah, that was so rude, I can't believe I fell for that."
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Meridith: "Click 'Your email...'"
Susannah: "What?"
Meridith: "Click 'Your email was read...'"
Susannah: "It's 'Your ecard'; read it right or pay the price."
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Mom: "Susannah, tell me the story without laughing."
Susannah: "Ugh. Mom, that's like telling me to live without breathing."